foolishfellow replied to your post: I want to stretch my ears. I also want to keep my… ummm. WHAT, TREVOR. WHAT. I NEED MY JOB.
I want to stretch my ears. I also want to keep my job. I think I’ve said this before, but I don’t care. I just wanna DO IT.
widdlez: fairgwenofair: travelingmadness: frizzybunny: videohall: Every 3D movie is the same now fUCKING omg fUCK heh it’s true…
MY EYE IS BEING SO STUPID, GOOD LORD.
herspanic: please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
anrdew: As the sun begins to set, millions of girls across the country whip out their white iPhone 4’s to capture the magical moment and upload it with the caption… “sunsettttssssss(:”
sherlielocks: seafiish: fiyhi: spyrasha: mpregbert: people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord ive stepped on a nail excuse you i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that i once killed a man
hickahickbanjo replied to your photo: I had 7 hours of sleep in 2 days. It was rad. I… You are awesome. <3
I just wrote what could possibly be the best thing I’ve ever written. I like it so much.
I’ll have to wait until NEXT week to get my banjo. This is a sad, sad day.
Plot twist: Skips hasn't seen this before.
Because if Harry Potter taught us anything, it’s that nobody deserves to live in...– Harry Potter Alliance on LBGT organizations (via faberrum) Amazing. I’m surprised we don’t hear enough of these jokes, though. (via markssailingthecrisscolfership)
That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off...
caseynichols: queerslutpride: lolzpicx: That face is so accurate. So beyond accurate.
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
phillyboombasto: Especially if they left me something in the will.
[[MORE]]sometimes I get sad, and I hate to be that guy and broadcast it but I really really really feel like shit.
creatingoxygen: if any of you are in love with me please tell me now i am getting impatient
halve: white winter hymnal - fleet foxes I...
feeling shitty at work is the best. Oh wait.
All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name.– Hunter S. Thompson (via thealienchild)
clavid: the human experience is about finding what’s right for you
Instead of "dat ass" you will probably hear me...
thedailybeard: tosstheanchor: Beards are so much more sexy then asses. Just saying. love it. thank you.
Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
People: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
perfecat: there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0 ha. the truth is funny.